Denise aka Mamacita lives in North Seattle, where she regularly has to defend her title as the “world’s meanest mom” to her two kids, ages 3 and 9. She also holds the title of “world’s funniest mom,” “world’s nicest mom,” and “mom with the worst sailor mouth.” Her husband would probably say she’s the world’s best wife, only halfway joking, and she’s not sure how their two dogs would describe her.

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